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items plucked from the global media tree that we at Apeshot
found humorous. No guarantees, just a few apeshots in the dark. |
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one is from my UK soccer hooligan pal, Fake Harry:
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I Love About Japan |
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have never understood the fascination that so many
Americans have with Japan, but when I see something like
this I have to admit, they have some unbelievable shit
over there. On the left is an arcade gamecalled Boong
Ga Boong Ga in which you, the player, try to cram
a plastic finger up a virtual woman's ass. The harder
you shove, the more reaction you get from the computerized
face on the screen. I really have nothing to add to this.
And on the right, we have mascots for the game - one with
a giant hand for a head and one who appears to be dressed
with a fecal motif. Amazing stuff. I want this game. |
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ladies, but Harry is happily married.
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7/28/2001:
Jodee Berry of Panama City, Florida sits with her toy Yoda at her
lawyer's office Wednesday. Berry, a former Hooter's waitress is suing
the restaurant because she claims she was promised a new Toyota for
a beer sales contest she won in April. After discovering she had won,
she was blindfolded and taken out to the parking lot, but when the
blindfold was removed, a toy Yoda, from the Star Wars movies, stood
where Berry thought a car was going to be. |
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| Actual
Items From the Harriet Carter Catalog |
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